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Officer Brendan Sullivan? Surely not that Brendan Sullivan?

If so, this was a perfect phone prank, 5/7.

Sweet, I dig it

Oof. Summed up my relationship with D&D in a 4-page comic. I love the game, but at the same time, it's just too stressful to play anymore.

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

What is four-penis wine?

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

yaaay

Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

The rules state that you either die or fall unconscious when you have 0 hit points. The definition of "unconscious" in Appendix A specifies that you are incapacitated AND can't move or speak AND are unaware of your surroundings.

EDIT: Maybe I shouldn't assume you're talking about 5e. I have no idea about 5.5e or any other edition

Lol @ the prices written on the spine of the book, in the upper left corner

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS ONE.

I remember going back and following literally every single possible story path and never making it to the planet Ultima. And then going through page-by-page until I actually found it.

That's wild, this must have been about 20 years ago. Thanks for reminding me of a childhood memory.

The guy had a knife, which might have injured one of the cops, maybe. ... they think there might be the slightest minor chance that they could be in a little bit of danger.

I don't disagree with your overall sentiment that police need better de-escalation training and non-lethal defense weapons - but you need to seriously re-examine your perception of how dangerous a knife attack is. Please don't trivialize it just to make a point, because it undermines your own credibility and weakens your otherwise reasonable argument.