I'm afraid my executive dysfunction will continue to stop me from making any meaningful progress on my life goals and i will die with a to-do list the length of a CVS receipt

noted progressives Bari Weiss and Matty Glesias

Octopus's Garden is a straight up goofy-ass masterpiece, how can you listen to John Lennon gargle those underwater backing vocals and not forgive him for at least a little bit of the wifebeating you joyless monster