Ass men aren't born; they're made.

Wow, watching Where The Wild Things Are in French must have been a surreal experience

This is the greatest description ever written of Trump's speeches

Put your thumbnail in between the middle of the ziplock and pry it open from the middle.

AR15s are part of God's plan

Is your hat an angry raccoon?

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays

Does it match the manga?

Ducks have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can't fly. So it's not the wings that make the ducks fly, it's something else entirely.

What is this sorcery?

I googled what nzb360 was and it said it was an app to manage your radarr, sonarr and lidarr. But I don't know what any of those are either. You're welcome