empireOfLove

Hasn't threads not even turned on activitypub support yet?

If Calvin was 6 in 1986, then he'd be turning 44 in 2024. Very young in the current political climate but definitely possible to run for president....

Maybe it's both....

But of course, such based individuals will never be billionaires. Specifically because their basedness precludes them from being psychopathic enough to commit the kind of cutthroat, violent exploitation of tens of thousands of workers' labor inherently necessary to amass such wealth.

I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully

Plot twist: it's a small farm town in the 1980s and the waiter brings you a damn beer like you deserve

The smolest bean

that brownie has a 1000% chance of being the strongest concentration of edible THC you've ever felt in your goddamn life

subway is that option for "we are on a roadtrip passing through Assfuck, Idaho and for some reason this town of 750 people has a Subway open at 8:30pm" lol

like, do you wear it while you're sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don't use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don't wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can't wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i'm not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol