I feel the other thing missing from all this Discourse is, IBM made UNIX. If they want to act all proprietary, why don't they abandon Linux and return to their own operating system?
That's right, because of the enormous amount of free labor they get from the open source community.
Alternatively, Shia LaBeouf appears from the edge of the map and starts chasing the king impostors. But their legs, they're caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off their legs, limping toward the cottage, now they're on the doorstep, sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf, sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf.