The phrase "never bring a gun to a knife fight" is referring to intelligence not bravery.

Damnit don't Beetlejuice them.

I try not judge these folks too harshly, they must be in incredible pain.

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yoke.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Do you know how many poll requests are in my spam folder? Only old people get polls.

Did they twist their mustaches at the same time?