bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don't need the /s, but Poe's Law says i probably do)

if you're still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you're doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can't read what's under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

it's refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

i didn't realize things had gotten so bad

I'm curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

I'm going to start calling area "2-dimensional volume"

i like how Mike Judge found the stupidest looking shoes he could find, from a new niche shoe company. These will never take off, he thinks; they're too hideous. So he puts everyone in crocs and chortles to himself. And then, 20 years later ...

hygiene poverty, what a weird way to say "stinky"