jjmoldy

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I'm so down for this

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

This photo is from 2020

Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

When my feet sweat despite being cold.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.