jjmoldy

joined 1 week ago
[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

she slop my hog til I oink

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm so down for this

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This photo is from 2020

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When my feet sweat despite being cold.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (7 children)

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

 
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