kakito69

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You don't have to put on the red light in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

OMG you’re so manly please marry my daughter

Autocorrect Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are not allowed to have babies

The Google antitrust ruling could be an existential threat to the future of Firefox | Financials show 86% of Mozilla's revenue came from the agreement keeping Google as Firefox's default search engine in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

You’re right. My European ass sees revenue and salaries as monthly

The Google antitrust ruling could be an existential threat to the future of Firefox | Financials show 86% of Mozilla's revenue came from the agreement keeping Google as Firefox's default search engine in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (8 children)

You’d need a hundred million people sign up for that $5 subscription to make up for Google’s bribe.

Being forced to accept _all_ cookies unless I pay in c/assholedesign@lemmy.world
[removed] in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In EU it needs to be as easy to reject cookies as it is to accept. Having to scroll to the bottom makes it much more annoying so I don’t think it’s legal. What can we do about it anyways?

Rule (Penance 19/100) in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I only worry about one thing: everything

Ruling for a job is hard in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I'm apparently getting old... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The brush is not getting old. It’s getting mold

Signal under fire for storing encryption keys in plaintext in c/privacyguides@lemmy.one
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not storing it in plaintext would require setting up some kind of password, right?

Big Yawn in c/cat@lemmy.world
Nine killed in Seoul after car hits pedestrians in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

The car was drunk

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