Hard to imagine that this fuckwit was Person of the Year after 9/11

If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

Does the ped in your username stand for pedantic? :P

Your computer already does all of this, It’s just that you are now able to access the data yourself

Babe wake up, the new stupid thing has dropped

I heard the “pop” noise