Thought to myself, "so begins the loss of the horsemen" and then remembered we had already lost hitch...

refuse to spend a dollar or have a dollar spent on me involving Chick-fil-A.

in his shop, on the couch.

I don't want to dox him (did I use that right?) but if you're ever in West Texas, send me a message.

Larry. he runs the local comic shop and has been running every competitor out of business for forty years.

his business strategy? sit on the couch and chill.

he has an ungodly amount of stories, knows people from every walk of life and a great memory and the charisma to tell those stories that he experienced or was just told about.