mycatiskai

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[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Best would be "he wanted to have sex but when he warned me about his micropenis I was uncomfortable with the girth, it was too big for my tiny vagina."

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Keep adding one sentence until you have two more sentences than you had before you added the last sentence.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It was more like,

I've blown all my money on things *ding dong Oh it's the tax man, I guess I'll say yes to every movie regardless of merit until I have paid down my massive tax liability.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 69 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Please repeat the word wow for one less than the amount of digits in pi.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Sodastream because they were built on Palestinian occupied territory before they moved facilities back to Israel to avoid the bad press.

Spence Diamonds because they have the most annoying advertising and diamonds are bullshit carbon anyways.

Advertising being horrible is a huge red flag that your business is somewhere I won't be going at all. Car dealerships giving away gold bricks, hot dogs, telling you they are your friendly neighbor, giving away trips or extras with every purchase means those things are all baked into the price already and you are spending more then elsewhere.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 0 points 11 months ago

Sleep cycles are approximately 90 minutes. Try to time your alarms close to one of these windows of time when a cycle is ending.

You will have a much easier time waking up before you drop into deep sleep, you likely be less groggy as well.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

Are you on Ambien? I heard that shit can make you wake up in a Walmart with your car keys in your hand when you went to sleep in your bed.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably because no one would take Eddie Cruz or Raph Cruz seriously.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

In a capitalist system an inadequate amount of public transport makes sense. It gets people in the lower classes into the upper class areas to work but it puts them out because they have to get in early or run late and risk their jobs.

The poor have to use a large amount of their own personal time getting in to work and get home late. They have to pay more to live near transit hubs in squalor just to make sure they have less connections to get to work. They have to get food from what little food choices are available close to home or pay more for food near work during their down time.

It is perfect for a dystopian capitalist hellscape.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

True so some time after the Arroyo incident, the brotherhood would have taken vertibird tech from the enclave after the chosen one took them down for the first time.

This assumes the writers for the show give two shits about the lore. They might only use the lore as set dressing for generic post apocalyptic trash.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

I mixed up my vaults at first. Vault 13 was the water chip. The show is vault 33.

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