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Little Caesars guy maybe?

My favorite is how Fëanor was such a shitty little kid that his mom asked the gods to invent death so she could get some sleep.

Technically the elves can come back, they usually just don't want to.

Raving Dancing

Bust-A-Move (Pandar) Putin from the Ra Ra Rasputin Video

Does seething count as movement?

What's the last time you heard someone say "Aww, that kitten is writhing adorably".

The beard dye and tactical office chair market will never recover.

If you're worried about the veracity of the claims, I can assure you they're true.

Bethesda should make Fallout Tactics canonical. That's right, I said it.

Some of them are very smart, but all of them are incredibly, ridiculously lucky.

I don't know what they call themselves, but the opposition is anal retentive.

Yes, you need to push back on those people. They're the type that get high on code golf and end up writing unmaintainable one-liners measured in kilobytes for fun.