Yes please. Fried Halloumi is so good. I'm going to have to try it with honey and flakey salt now.

TIL I'm qualified to be a tech exec

I'm pretty sure it's implying that nobody asked at all; like, literally no one is asking about it. Knowyourmeme explains that it's, "...a phrasal template used to mock people who strive to attract attention and tend to provide unsolicited opinions, as well as for observational humor."

Super cool. Almost doesn't look real!

Thanks! That's a hell of a compliment, I appreciate it!

Thanks! Sadly, I do not have a recipe--we just use a basic potato and flour recipe like any gnocchi. I think it's more about technique. We just use a basic gnocchi recipe (make mashed potatoes with a potato ricer to remove any chunks) and then once the potatoes are cooled, we add flour until we get the desired texture. Some people use eggs in the mixture but I don't think I did for this recipe (though a yolk couldn't hurt). Then we roll it out into a long snake and chop them into equal parts (we roll it thinner to make more of a 'mini' gnocchi because we're lazy). We don't use a fork or anything, I honestly just roughly roll the pieces into small balls lol. We've also had great results with mini storebought gnocchi but i do prefer homemade.

My go-to is Kickapoo by Tenacious D. I challenge anyone to start singing that song without slowly channeling Jack Black's mannerisms by the end of it.

I remember getting banned off a subreddit simply because I subscribed to another subreddit that they didn't approve of lol. When I tried to appeal, even un-subscribing from the other sub, they perma-banned me from the subreddit with no response. Good riddance.