shadowscale

joined 1 year ago
[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

 
[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

yes. many. there's also mods that make it harder too, if that floats your boat

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

i refuse to believe your wasp propaganda. however if they leave me alone i leave them alone. that's my stance with all bugs outside.

come in my house and i kill

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

i am once again asking people to stop conflating bottoming and subbing

bottom means your on the bottom, sub means your submissive. you can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top. i've been both

anyways healers will dom you, it's tanks that will be submissive. we're masochists

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

it is a right wing libertarian manifesto, but good book is still good book.

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

after feeding my cat she becomes really cuddly

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

7 was definitely an upgrade to vista, and 10 was an upgrade to 8, but that's just comparing shit and smelly shit

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, "with that hair they're a soul woman"

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago

then calvin fucking dies

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her face after

 

here's her face after

 

it was incredibly hard to get a picture of her like this. she likes laying on one leg (making it fall asleep) while i game, so this is under my desk and i couldn't actually look at my phone while taking the picture

 
 
 
 

she's like 16 and absolutely sick of everyone's shit

 

she didn't bite any of the cables and is actually a good girl but i like exaggerating her ability to cause chaos

 
 
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