Two rules. : cat

[+] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All cats are bastards

All cops are bulletproof (test out yourself!)

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

Cats really are beautiful bastards

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if the cat is a cop?

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 57 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"People always say dogs are man's best friend but I've never seen a cat working for the cops."

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sadly they do make cats work as narcs tho :(

[–] shadowscale@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I don't think that is a real vest

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uh, what?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Cats can be trained just like dogs. Most people just prefer them to be feral lil monsters so they never do. iirc they are especially good at sniffing out dead bodies and animal parts which is pretty useful for cops.

[–] archchan@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Indeed, but it didn't stop them from trying to use cats. Thankfully it failed spectacularly while costing a certain 3 letter agency many millions of dollars in the 60s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Give the cat a badge and see what portal opens.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

the door just won't open in both directions.
there are no rules against forcing cops out or cats in if they're already on the "wrong" side

[–] duckman@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

What about vampires?

[+] bloodfart@lemmy.ml -17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hexbear propaganda on lemmy world!