Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.
teft
joined 1 year ago
"Why the fuck didn't you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole."
Edit: Also Lon "Suder" McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.
Respec her as a vengeance paladin. She'll still have Paladin of Shar tags for conversations and she won't miss all the time.
Also anyone using fire bolt should know that it rolls on intelligence so she's almost always gonna miss with it. Sacred flame is marginally better but since it has a dex save it tends to miss a lot too. I just use her mace when I have her as a cleric. Make her chug some strength elixirs and she's fine as a melee cleric even in her trickster subclass. Or beeline to Withers and respec her as soon as you are able.
This meme left out the best ones:
Meanwhile the Akkadians see this meme and are like wt actual f.
Assur was founded like 300 years after the Akkadian Empire was founded.
First empire, my butt.
Risky Ring is my favorite item in the game. Makes my gloomstalker assassin so deadly.
I had to read the books. Couldn’t wait to see it. This season should be really awesome. Can’t wait.
Do you guys think that maybe when he was writing his wedding vows he was actually addressing them to Transporter Room #3?
Piña*
You from Rhodes? Not everyone can afford some copper monstrosity looming over their harbor.
At least there’s time in-between for things to change.
Said the frog as he slowly begins to boil.
Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.
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Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another.
(lemmy.world)
Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.
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There are three ways to do something in Starfleet. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.
(lemmy.world)
Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.
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The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!
<Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>
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