thegr8goldfish

joined 8 months ago

Both Prisons and the Public Rely On Incarcerated Writers in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

Guy is a great writer.

706 people named Kyle got together in Texas. It wasn’t enough for a world record in c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 29 points 7 months ago

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.

Crumb rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

squander rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.

The fusion of two sisters into a single woman suggests that human identity is not in our DNA in c/science@beehaw.org

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Further proof that Tuvix was murdered. Prosecute Admiral Jane way.

Cybertruck dipshit breaks his finger you know how. [Edit - This is a different dipshit from the other day.] in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

Directions unclear. Now my junk turned into Benjamin Franklin. (he's wearing bifocals)

Automakers Want AM Radios Out of Cars. Congress Is About to Require Them in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

... said Albert "Don't call me Al" Gore....

All the ways streaming services are aggravating their subscribers this week in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Best part is how we went down the exact same path 100 years ago and learned absolutely nothing from it.

Republican Congresswoman Greene launches effort to oust Johnson following passage of Ukraine aid in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hush money trial live updates: Judge finds Trump violated gag order in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What does the statute say about community service? Make him pick up trash.

Kristi Noem killed her pet dog, "Cricket," after the animal misbehaved on a hunting trip, she says in c/politics@hexbear.net

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this not a crime? How long ago was that?

Homeless Georgians Could Face Hurdles to Voting Under New Legislation in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

Remember, you're not a person unless you own property. This county was founded on the notion of one property, one vote.