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For this Special Thursday Cinema Night, first up is Early Spring (1956), yet another highly-acclaimed entry in the filmography of renowned Japanese auteur Yasujiro Ozu. Don’t confuse this one with Late Spring (1949) or Early Summer (1951), both of which we previously watched. This time around, Ozu, surprisingly, does not revolve the film’s plot around the courtship of an unmarried woman, but rather, the opposite, the disintegration of a married couple’s relationship after the husband starts cheating. Drama ensues as their façade of happy, middle-class respectability falls apart. This is considered of the best Japanese films of the 1950s, so we’ll give it a shot. I bet Chishu Ryu will go “mmmm” at least once.

After that is Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003), a live-action/cartoon hybrid from Joe Dante, the guy behind Gremlins (1984), Gremlins 2 (1990), Small Soldiers (1998), and The ‘Burbs (1989), all of which we previously watched (The’ Burbs just yesterday.) Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny go on a world tour with Brendan Fraser in search of a blue diamond, while the nefarious Acme Corp. and its sinister CEO (Steve Martin) try to stop them. A whole lot of slapstick comedy follows from there. This bombed at the box office, but has since accrued a cult following, so let’s check it out.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

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Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Early Spring:

  • Cheating.
  • Smoking.
  • Alcohol.
  • Misogyny.
  • Death of child.
  • Chronic illness.

CWs for Looney Tunes: Back in Action:

  • Death of dog.
  • Slapstick violence.
  • Gun violence.
  • Cruelty to animals.
  • Sad animals.
  • Death of pet.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Broken bones.
  • Torture.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Shower scene.
  • Spitting.
  • Broken fourth wall.
  • “Man in dress” jokes.
  • Misgendering.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Car crash.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Body horror.

Links to movies:

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Chapo reviews the new Ice Cube version of War of the Worlds with the Pod About List crew

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submitted 1 month ago by Walk_On@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

In this episode, Jacques and Hesse are joined by Will as they discuss the Vin Diesel film, XXX.

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I used to be on a few private trackers, but fell out of the scene and started just using 1337x.to

Any sites out there that are good? Particularly for newer horror movies?

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Prince of Darkness (1987)

I haven’t seen this one so can’t give as detailed and loving a writeup as I did for Ghosts of Mars. But here’s what Wikipedia has to say: “The second installment in what Carpenter calls his "Apocalypse Trilogy"—which began with The Thing (1982) and concludes with In the Mouth of Madness (1994)[2]—the film follows a group of quantum physics students in Los Angeles who are asked to assist a Catholic priest in investigating an ancient cylinder of liquid discovered in a monastery, which they come to find is a sentient, liquid embodiment of Satan.”

It’s John Carpenter and it isn’t Vampire$ so it has to be good, right?

It’s 1h41min long so we will try to start promptly at 5:30 Eastern US Time to provide for enough buffer and not eat into the regularly scheduled movie night which starts at 8PM Eastern US time (but as always it may depend when I get home). Aiming for a hard start time at the latest by 6PM Eastern US time. My volunteer shifts have been getting done a little early this week so I may be able to start closer to 5:30 than previous times when I’ve been fashionably late to my own movie showing.

Content Warnings:

  • blanket warning for “severe gore”

  • stabbings, lots of blood.

  • Suicide

  • Dismemberment and decapitation shown

  • “bloody, deformed grisly faces”

  • “There are many intense scenes most involve close up of bugs which can be very disturbing and will make you squirm”

  • jump scares

  • dead animals — a man finds a pigeon tied to a cross, which is going to make me very sad to see

  • lots of bugs crawling on people

  • eye, finger, bone mutilation.

  • sexual harassment? According to UnconsentingMedia, but the note makes it ambiguous and DTDD disagrees.

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/54657 IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093777/parentalguide/ UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/7792

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/ouvqimUkrFq4n4yFFKA9N1

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linky to tweet

tweet from holywood reporterHBO Max will air the first scripted portrayal of the devastating Oct. 7 attack on Israel.

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This week we're watching "The Indians in the 17th Century", "The Indians in the 18th Century", "The End of the French Dream", "The 13 Colonies Towards Independence", and "The War of Independence", so on the whole we're covering the 17th and 18th centuries tonight. Each episode's runtime is roughly 24 minutes, so we're looking at 120 minutes or 2 hours of scheduled content.

Plot summary: There's not really much to say about the premise of Once Upon a Time... The Americas since it's just, y'know, the history of the continent of Abya Yala told through vignettes with the recurring cast of characters we all know and love from the previous three OUAT shows (Man, Space, and Life).

Content warnings and accessibility

Audio description: Not available.

Sign language: Not available.

Language of audio: English (4 episodes) Spanish (1 episode).

Captions: There are English hardsubs on the Spanish-language episode; the other episodes have no subtitles.

Content warnings:

These are content warnings for Albert Barillé's Once Upon a Time... in general:

  • Death incl. murder
  • Sexual assault
  • Nudity
  • Animal gore
  • Disease
  • Racist caricatures
  • Religion presented as fact
  • Eurocentrism
  • Children getting serious diseases
  • Vanishing Indian myth
  • Problematic depictions of cops, slavery, and settler-colonialism
  • Problematic depictions of race and class issues in general

So although Once Upon a Time... The Americas is a kids' show, you should still expect it to get pretty damn yeesh, just like its predecessors. Two weeks ago someone actually had to leave early because their "blood boiled" from the show's coverage of Columbus et al.

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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Elle (2016), a French revenge thriller from renowned schlock-auteur Paul Verhoeven. A video game designer (Isabelle Huppert) is assaulted in her home by a shadowy figure. She then uses her hyper-organized, routine mannerisms and analytical skills to track him down and exact some justice. In true Verhoeven fashion, though, these events end up playing out in a subversive, satirical, and darkly-comedic manner, with his usual shock antics on full display, as in Showgirls (1995) or Benedetta (2021), both of which we previously watched. Great reviews for this, so let’s check it out.

After that is The ‘Burbs (1989), a horror-comedy-satire from Joe Dante, the guy behind such live-actions cartoons as Gremlins (1984), Gremlins 2 (1990), and Small Soldiers (1998), all of which we have previously watched. Tom Hanks stars as a suburbanite who suspects his new neighbors are actually evil, and ropes his friends into spying on them to expose their treachery. Hilarity ensues as the bumbling group tries desperately to find some measure of adventure in their bland, bougie world. Good reviews for this one, too.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Elle:

  • Sexual assault: A r*pe scene at the beginning of the film kicks off the plot. The victim gets her revenge, though.
  • Nudity.
  • Sex.
  • Screaming.
  • BDSM.
  • Voyeurism.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Someone’s mouth is covered.
  • Stabbing.
  • Alcohol.
  • Choking.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Stabbing.
  • Suicide.
  • Death of parent.
  • Ghosts.
  • Possession.
  • Audio gore.
  • Vomiting.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Self-harm.
  • Screaming.
  • Crying baby.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Someone is watched without their knowledge.
  • Babies.
  • Discussion of religion.
  • Demons.
  • Blood and gore.

CWs for The ‘Burbs:

  • Stalking.
  • Bugs.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Shaving.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Vomiting.
  • Spitting.
  • Needles.
  • Misophonia.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Broken fourth wall.
  • Age-gap romance.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Implied sex.
  • Honking horns.
  • Screeching tires.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Car crash.
  • Gun violence.
  • Explosions.
  • Blood.

Links to movies:

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submitted 2 days ago by Grebgreb@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

New taglist, let me know if you want to be added/removed.

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

You can read more about Peertube and potential security concerns here: https://hexbear.net/post/3471120?scrollToComments=false

We will be using Blorptube tonight: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine It is still recommended to use a vpn for peertube.

The visual cuisine for tonight is Invader Zim and Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex.

Invader Zim is an anime about an incompetent alien being sent on a mission to Earth to conquer it. The episodes for season 1 are only ~11mins so we will watch more than 4.

Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex follows Major, a cyborg counterintel agent, and her team in a futuristic cyberpunk world.

8 pm est

content warnings

Invader zim

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/14176?index1=-1&index2=-1

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235923/parentalguide/

  • Cartoon violence
  • Light nudity
  • Most people are not portrayed in a positive manner
  • Death
  • Gaslighting
  • Ableism
  • A child is frequently neglected
  • Stalking
  • Death of animals
  • Animal experimentation: Zim sometimes performs experiments on animals
  • Bugs
  • Snakes
  • Grotesque imagery: the show is generally bizarre and odd; additionally an entire episode revolves around Zim stealing organs from school children
  • A character is restrained
  • A character is beaten up by a bully
  • Body horror: an entire episode revolves around Zim stealing organs from school children
  • Amputation
  • A character in a commercial has a seizure
  • A character struggles to breathe
  • Teeth are damaged
  • A character is unconscious
  • Bone-breaking
  • Torture
  • A character falls down stairs
  • Characters fall to their death
  • Babies are mistakenly abducted by aliens
  • A child dies but is revived
  • Death of a non-human character
  • A child's toy is destroyed
  • Kidnapping
  • Clowns
  • Jump scares
  • A character is possessed
  • Ghosts
  • A character is eaten
  • Audio gore
  • Misophonia
  • Vomit
  • A character soils themself
  • Farting
  • Spitting
  • Electro therapy is used
  • Needles & syringes
  • Hospital scene
  • mental institution scene
  • PTSD
  • Unstable reality
  • Claustrophobic scene
  • Body dysmorphia
  • Screaming
  • A baby cries
  • Flashing lights & images
  • Fat jokes
  • Dib sometimes bullies classmates he thinks are paranormal
  • Homelessness
  • Some episodes have disturbing endings
  • Car crashes
  • Nuclear explosion
  • Light blood
  • Implied drowning
  • There are one-frame images of GIR covered in blood in a few episodes
  • A character is turned inside-out in a Halloween special
  • A child has his eyes ripped out but it is only shown via shadows
  • Light profanity

Ghost in the Shell Sac

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346314/parentalguide/

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/24011?index1=-1&index2=-1

  • Guns & gun violence
  • Blood
  • A dog dies
  • Animals are abused
  • Mild nudity
  • Porn is reflected on a character's glasses but it is blurred
  • Torture
  • Mild profanity
  • Drugs & alcohol
  • Flashing lights and images
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Series 1 of Romanzo Criminale goes out with a bang. Episode 11 begins with Inspector Scialoja in Modena, several hundred kilometers north of Rome, following the last visit he got from Italian Deep State Mr. Show. It is August 1980. The Bologna Massacre has just taken place, just down the road from Modena. Is there a connection?

Meanwhile in Rome, the gang find themselves increasingly ensnared in GLADIO shenanigans. Episode 12 sees Inspector Scialoja take on the secret services while Libanese attempts to convert his horizontally-organized criminal organization into a more corporate structure. Meanwhile, the Years of Lead continue to happen. Events continue to escalate. The deep state shows up more and more. We end on a cliffhanger.

a description of the series from the IMDB page:

The series is partially based on Banda della Magliana, a 1970s criminal organization active in Rome led by three friends, Libanese, Freddo and Dandi, who attempted to merge local gangs in a mafia feud like Sicilian and Neapolitan organizations. Their history matched with right-wing terrorism groups, deviated secret service, masonic lodges and financial affairs.

I'm doing blanket CWs for the series. Expect lots of gore, sex, drugs.

CWs:

  • Graphic violence
  • Murder
  • Execution by gunshot
  • Kidnapping
  • Explicit substance use
  • Misogyny
  • Homophobia
  • Police brutality
  • Sex, nude scenes, objectification of women
  • Violence, blood, and gore
  • Graphic depictions of sexual assault

tankie.tube links

Tith and Cud's D and D Night Tag List adapted for Tuesday use@Carcharodonna@hexbear.net @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net @Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net @IvarK@hexbear.net @pr0kch0p@hexbear.net @tithonis@hexbear.net @AernaLingus@hexbear.net @Erika3sis@hexbear.net @CARCOSA@hexbear.net @Cherufe@hexbear.net @ClathrateG@hexbear.net @context@hexbear.net @DeathToBritain@hexbear.net @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net @Eco@hexbear.net @el_principito@hexbear.net @Sos@hexbear.net @GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net @Grownbravy@hexbear.net @Kaputnik@hexbear.net @marxisthayaca@hexbear.net @MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net @Mindfury@hexbear.net @PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net @PurrLure@hexbear.net @Redcuban1959@hexbear.net @RNAi@hexbear.net @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net @Tervell@hexbear.net @ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net @ultraviolet@hexbear.net @viva_la_juche@hexbear.net @WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net @Wmill@hexbear.net @Yanqui_UXO@hexbear.net @Zoift@hexbear.net @wombat@hexbear.net @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net @WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net @HarryLime@hexbear.net @Grebgreb@hexbear.net @BeanisBrain@hexbear.net @iie@hexbear.net @Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net @CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net @Nakoichi@hexbear.net @Lussy@hexbear.net @plantifa@hexbear.net @Alaskaball@hexbear.net @Arahnya@hexbear.net @buh@hexbear.net @FunkyStuff@hexbear.net @asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net @Vingst@hexbear.net @buckykat@hexbear.net @Wisp@hexbear.net @frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net @QuietCupcake@hexbear.net @autismdragon@hexbear.net @Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net @gramxi@hexbear.net @Rom@hexbear.net @Ath3ro@hexbear.net @CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net @Sulvy@hexbear.net @halfpipe@hexbear.net @BeamBrain@hexbear.net @myceliumnetwork@hexbear.net @corkboard@hexbear.net

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submitted 3 days ago by Grebgreb@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

New taglist, let me know if you want to be added/removed.

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

You can read more about Peertube and potential security concerns here: https://hexbear.net/post/3471120?scrollToComments=false

We will be using Blorptube tonight: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine It is still recommended to use a vpn for peertube.

The visual cuisine for tonight is K-on season 2, Sukeban Deka, and the animated movie Batman Subzero.

~6pm est Due to popular demand K-On is an anime about a group of girls joining their high school music club to prevent it from being disbanded. We are going to try watching season 2 at an earlier time today.

8 pm est

Sukeban Deka is a show about a delinquent schoolgirl with a yoyo accepting an offer to leave prison in exchange for becoming an undercover detective.

Batman Subzero is a Batman movie about Mr Freeze kidnapping Batgirl as an involuntary organ donor to save his dying wife while Batman and Robin work to stop him.

8 pm est

content warnings:

K-on

unfortunately there isn't a dogdie page for k-on

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1410218/parentalguide/

  • A teacher is a pervet
  • An implied panty shot but the camera cuts to a rice bowl
  • Boob jokes
  • Body shaming
  • Bloody noses
  • Slapstick violence
  • A teacher is shown drunk but doesn't drink on screen

Sukeban Deka

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/878165

Has an incomplete dogdie page and lacks an imdb parental guide page. Show has been relatively tame so far

Batman Subzero

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143127/parentalguide/

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/108929

  • Cartoon violence
  • Death
  • Drugs & alcohol
  • Fire
  • Explosions
  • Guns
  • Kidnapping
  • Violence towards animals
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