Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I'm fucking stupid, you guys.

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

Looks stupid.

Stop, my faith can only get so hard

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

Goddamn better believe it.

We haven't been suckered into shit. We've been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

I'm using it from now on. There's no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.