I'm too lazy to find a picture of a spider for this joke - this exercise is left for the reader.
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In the 13 years I've had a Reddit account, I made 40 comments, and 4 posts.
In the 15 days I've had a Lemmy account, I've made 28 comments and 1 post.
Now I wouldn't want to be one for extrapolating from data of different timescales, but...
I, a real normal human person, would consume the turtle with my regular bone teeth, in the usual fashion.
... but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.
Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.
As a JS developer, I prefer to use semicolons for indentation.
I really want the Vim/VS Code one - as someone who professionally devs in an MS stack, but would choose Vim as a primary text editor otherwise... it speaks to me deeply.
Up until now I've been using docker and mostly manually configuring by dumping docker compose files in /opt/whatever and calling it a day. Portainer is running, but I mainly use it for monitoring and occasionally admin tasks. Yesterday though, I spun up machine number 3 and I'm strongly considering setting up something better for provisioning/config. After it's all set up right, it's never been a big problem, but there are a couple of bits of initial with that are a bit of a pain (mostly hooking up wireguard, which I use as a tunnel for remote admin and off-site reverse proxying.
Salt is probably the strongest contender for me, though that's just because I've got a bit of experience with it.
I'll get QA to update the test plan
An excellent choice of picture - many thanks.