[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago

Listen if I can’t poop and enjoy gigabit internet, what the hell is the point of living?

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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) by valkyre09@lemmy.world to c/tifu@sopuli.xyz

I pushed the drill a little too hard from the other side. Didn’t realise the damage I’d done until I came around the other side to my wife shouting and screaming. ¯\(ツ)

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://youtu.be/JkOHDoEkPW0?si=QZEve2SF6EchhuCJ

This guy has a similar message to share

I don’t know how to mark this as NSFW, but headphones in work people :)

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah sorry that what I was implying. Somebody is checking the the public service vehicle. Nobody’s checking the private battery bought on eBay

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ebike-fire-regulation-escooter-batteries-b2427782.html

It does happen. Not like the bus driver has time to check the battery has all its relevant safety certs.

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Here’s a video detailing the process for those interested 😀

https://youtu.be/YJr-kHy6STg?si=CugU2ezd6KZI5wDA

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Order a chair online. Order confirmation email: “we’ll be in touch in 48 hours with shipping information” Email from Hermes: “we’re expecting your package” Me: ah fuck

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

WW1 - they hit some dude in a car and everybody was pissed.

WW2 - everybody was sick of paying for WW1

Easy!

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I take it back. The Honda Odyssey fucks Hard.

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nothing personal, my lack of understanding is what made me giggle :)

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The phrase “pre-melted” is making me chuckle. If it’s pre-melted, surely it’s frozen? If it’s frozen, isn’t that just ice?

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When I update the app via the settings menu, sometimes (not all times) it’ll create two additional Home Screen icons. One named Voyager and another named vLemmy.

I have previously had the app on my Home Screen with both these names. I’m guessing it’s weird legacy config from previous installs.

How exactly does the update feature work? Why, if it’s a web app, do I need to update at all? Doesn’t it just auto update when you load the app?

What is this witchcraft?

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