Rebellion ended on kind of a cliffhanger

TV series ended cleanly but Rebellion is kinda GOATed so it's worth it

Alucard Shield does damage every tick that it touches the enemy and also heals you so yes

Also, randomizers are a ton of fun in this game since there are so many items and some you probably haven't even seen before. Try it out: https://sotn.io/

I just replayed SOTN a few days ago, game's so sick. I finally realized how much better using two weapons is than using a shield. Chakram + Combat Knife goes hard. Or two Chakrams maybe, I didn't want to grind for two of them but I bet it probably lets you throw more at once.

Yeah I know Shield Rod + Alucard Shield is the most broken shit in the game but I didn't want to do that again

I don't care how much "DOUBLE FANTA MADNESS" ricochets around in my brain I'm not drinking the nazi soda

I look like le republican, but really I'm le democrat

SO. F*CKING. EPIC!!!!! THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT!!!!!

neat, downloaded Blackshirts & Reds

Downloaded all the epubs I could off marxists.org and wow there is way too much Trotsky

He's gonna win, specifically via Michigan, and the Dems will still learn nothing except "guess we need to go further to the right"

also I've never been diagnosed with ADHD or autism but the more I learn about them the more I'm like "yeah". don't want to self-diagnose too hard or anything but things line up

I bought an e-reader to try to read more books. Which feels kind of stupid to me since I have a phone. But I literally can't get myself to read on a phone without doing something else within a few minutes so really this is just paying $100 to counter my shitty attention span. I'll return it if this idea doesn't work

I'm like 99.9% sure this is a joke account but it's still funny