[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"did you slap fletcher reed today?"

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

-I got detention in high school after a teacher overheard a friend of mine asking me if we had homework and i said, "fuck if I know." Worth it, lol. -I got fussed at working in retail if they heard me swear but never officially written up

-at my first accounting job the controller screamed FUCK from inside her office once. Swearing was generally fine here

-current job i said "fuck yeah" in a meeting with no consequence. Swearing is generally fine so long as it's not within earshot of approximately 2 specific people.

I swear.. a lot. All the time. I do attempt, at least, to be mindful of the when and where, which is working out for me so far.

Edit: reading comprehension failure, I'm usa lol

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm on Android and this happens to me all the time. I figured i was just missing the secret combo to return to my feed. (It's been over a year and i still haven't figured it out lol)

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I KNEW IT!!! The sun just..hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This one is my favorite.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

How the fuck does someone even avoid salt?

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Courage the cowardly dog!

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Back in high school, some of my friends halfass doodled the equivalent Yu-Gi-Oh cards on index cards, as actual card games were banned. It was hilarious. And effective.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

FUCK YES NEVERHOOD

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