whodrankarnoldpalmer

joined 1 month ago

Been waiting on this one since it was called “Spellbound.” Had assumed development hell had gotten the best of it.

He looks like the bad guy in a movie where the hero is a dog

Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.

[–] whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

They’re not that secret- and everyone’s just allowing them to do it out in the open. It’s not all that clandestine, Americans just happen to be huge cowards.

“What do you expect us to do? We might GET IN TROUBLE and maybe even lose our shitty jobs that we hate!”

Meanwhile, in Korea, middle-aged politicians are in the streets jumping fences and trying to grab cops’ assault rifles

Meanwhile, in Korea

[–] whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Liberals in 2025 are a lost cause.

[–] whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Start throwing punches.

[–] whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope he feels pitchforks before he dies.

Gillian’s Island in space

Someone already did and nobody took the hint. Sometimes I wonder how things would have gone if he’d been able to wait a few months.

And if they don’t?

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