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Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

Improvised pipe phone

I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

Lord Chainsawhead

Count to four

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

EINER

Tasty, chewy eyes

I seen't it