Penis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up? (lemmy.world)

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Happens at least twice a day :(

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[-] Ddubz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Right? Depending on the shape of the toilet I find it more frustrating when my balls touch the water or the tip touches the inside of the bowl.

Not shaming OP, but I have to assume maybe their penis is on the...short side and doesn't hang down at all. I'm not packing any excess length by any means, but In order for me to pee on the floor if I'm sitting down, my dick would have to be laying on the toilet seat.

[-] burgers@toast.ooo 11 points 1 year ago

i was actually speculating that maybe they have a giant hog that can't be tucked down because it extends to their knees. OP pls update with hog size

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