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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What sort of man are you looking for?

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.

Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.