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I'll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

not a six month prediction, but I'm pretty sure Trump will die while in office, from illness, not assassination

I'm calling it now: he dies on May 2027, from heart disease

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

RemindMe! 130 weeks

spoilerI wish we had a RemindMeBot. sadness

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish we could make bot requests

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can just post your ideas. I posted in the mega that I had an idea for a bot and that led to a really wonderful user creating the whataboutism bot.
I think somebody is working on a transphobiacountbot now? Just throw your thoughts into the aether

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish it was easier to collaborate with all the folks doing that work so we can build cool shit together.

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah are all the bots gone or what's going on?

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont think we ever made a volcel vanguard bot again, only the volcel police

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

Authoritarian ass tankies smh

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that bot reply trigger anymore?

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I dont think it got remade here, I think we only got the volcel police because we're red fash or something ooooooooooooooh

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd totally be willing to host this but the only Lemmy ones are unmaintained for more than a year on GitHub, there's a Mastodon one if anyone knows a Mastodon instance that federated with HB and is open to bot accounts

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure who runs the bots on hexbear but maybe a bot creator would know?

I really don't understand them but would you be able to make an account on here to make the bot? I get if that's too much work lol

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bdonvr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That actually worked for me but the reply doesn't show here. Let me try from my Hexbear account

@remindme@mstdn.social 130 weeks

[–] dachshundwithadesktop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Did it work from hexbear?

@remindme@mstdn.social 130 weeks

Edit: No. kitty-birthday-sad

And I now see your reply to your other comment (it didn't load until after I asked on this one).

[–] bdonvr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That actually worked for me but the reply doesn't show here. Let me try from my Hexbear account

@remindme@mstdn.social 130 weeks

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

mstdn.social must be blocking HB

angery This is what anti-tankie teststeria defederation has wrought.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like you'll have to be the one reminding me in 130 weeks then. alphys-smug

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 weeks ago

There used to be one on Lemmy not sure if it's still up

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

America deserves couchfucker president, lmao.

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Food poisoning from fast food.

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

E.coli from McDonald's, specifically.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago