[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 hour ago

politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges

at a certain point it just stops being historical illiteracy and becomes outright bad faith

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

it was Cthulhu flirting with you

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

According to the figures, at least 62 soldiers have been killed since the start of October, making this the deadliest month for the Israeli army since last December when 110 soldiers were killed at the height of the genocidal war on Gaza.

come on folks let's go go go let's see four digits baybeeeeeee

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkk seloko

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have the scariest story to tell you (warning: very scary):

spoilerBOO!

gotcha

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

It was a bit, and I know for a fact mankind has been to the moon. I've been there myself on multiple occasions. I spread crystals of my frozen piss on the US flag.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Hey Buzz how was it, working with Stanley Kubrick? Was he a nice guy? How was it being on his moon film set?

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 74 points 4 days ago

So according to the 538 nerds, this is gonna be 2016 all over again lmao even down to the birthday tweet. Time really is a flat circle.

rust-darkness

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

really puts the steppe in "I'm the dad that stepped up"

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

gonna need plenty of babushkas to pay that cookie clicker ass fine

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Saying that they're a phone maker doesn't even scratch the surface, they're to China as Samsung is to South Korea as far as I know. They make pretty much every kind of appliance under the sun, from smartphones and cars to lamps, flash drives, blow dryers and tape measures. It's insane how wide their product portfolio is.

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MADtv: Apple iRack (www.youtube.com)

Still one of my favorite pieces of satire I've ever watched and ever so relevant

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Famous last words (hexbear.net)
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Which Way, Western Man?

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I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.

My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:

Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.

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Is anybody here familiar with this thing?

I'm talking to a psychiatrist to get assessed for ADHD, but in order to start treatment, if necessary, I'll first have to do this neuropsychological assessment called the WEIS test. It's expensive as shit, more than 2k, but seems to be the only way for me to get any kind of treatment. I can either pay that amount or wait 8-10 months to get it through my health insurance.

I did some digging and apparently it's this assessment of intelligence that can only be applied by qualified professionals. It frankly sounds like I'm about to get my brainpan measured. Have any of you taken this exam? Is it as stupid as it sounds? Has it helped you receive and/or validate a diagnosis?

Honestly it fucking sucks to me, having to jump through all these hoops just to have somebody listen to me and say "you have/don't have ADHD".

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I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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submitted 6 months ago by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"

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David McCallum - The Edge (www.youtube.com)
submitted 8 months ago by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god

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submitted 8 months ago by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

I fucking love these doors. I wish architecture nowadays was more imaginative and playful like this.

Also, I think this profile is legit a very very good follow, which is highly unlikely for someone with "Cultural" in their handle and a marble statue pfp.

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