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What I would like to know the most is why 14 million registered Democrats failed to vote in this election, especially given what is at stake. Because if it was for some stupid, single issue, then fark them, good and hard.
If you need to ask, then you haven't been paying attention
The only other explanation is that those 14 million Democrats DID vote, but that their votes weren't counted due to election day farkery. But I'm not ready to go down that rabbit hole without solid proof.
It's possible, but I doubt it.
Occam's Razor says people stayed home because the Democrats ran a shitty centrist who tried to appeal to the nonexistent 'moderate Republican'. The Democrats have been doing that as long as I've been alive.