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Because the dictator literally promised it. When he says fascist shit, believe him.
Why? Nothing happened during his first presidency. If he'd learn to shut his mouth and stay off Twitter, I would have forgotten he existed.
Talk is cheap. The man is a career shit talker. Hit me up when he actually does something that negatively impacts me.
It’s great that he didn’t stuff any courts that lead to women bleeding to death in hospital parking lots. But hey, it doesn’t impact you personally and those bitches had it coming for choosing to be born a woman, amirite?
Blame the Supreme Court then. A sitting president cannot force the Supreme Court to do something, or to not do something. Even if you appoint them.
He doesn't need to be a sitting president in order to get those people he appointed to do what he wants. He knows exactly why he chose those.