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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Look at the state of conservatism? Look you can be as angry as you want that we punch Nazis here. Its just what a good American should do. Also I didn't attack people on behalf of my friends. When someone hits your friend multiple times, or even once, you are allowed to defend them by using force back. I know you cowered and let your friends take the dolling, but I didn't. Thats okay.