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The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] troybot@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.