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The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Huh, never thought I'd be an Infowars listener, but then I also never thought Trump would be a two-term president. So I guess this is just a strange timeline.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.