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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml -5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Dems have tried ~~nothing~~ genocide and they're all out of ideas

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well, if it didn't work this time, maybe it will later. There's always more brown people to murder for profit!

[–] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It won't win elections but it will keep the money rolling in and that's all that most dem politicians really care about

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago

Hey, even if you lose an election, that's still a good chance to turn a profit. Those pussy hats and rainbow flags basically print money! Just tell any white person they're being "an ally", and they eat that shit up!

Maybe democrats should start selling NFTs, and tell people that for each one they buy, they're adopting some migrant kid who's sitting in one of the concentration camps Biden never shut down.