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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago