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[–] whithom@discuss.online 34 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Fuck that shit. Let those dickheads get their faces eaten off.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

This. I don't want to "seek common ground" with Klansmen and fascists. Their beliefs disgust me.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

so, it was only trump voters who died from the inept covid response, or did our side get swept up and decimated, dying in the worst ways, choking and drowning on our own bodily fluids, unable to breathe, unable to say goodbye to our loved ones, bodies piling up. i dunno maybe i dreamed that.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Uh, what? What is your point here? That good people are going to die?

...yeah, we voted in Trump. Everyone knows.

The article is not written for them.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And exploring space isn’t a bad thing.

[–] whithom@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We don’t deserve to leave this planet

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yes we do, we’re the most amazing species ever.

[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes we are.

Name one other species that shows the levels of love and care that humans can?

We are lead by the worst examples of humanity, but they do not represent or act like what a normal person does.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol you had so many truely excellent arguments to make about our technological prowess or our society building abilities and you chose love? Dude my cat loved me more this afternoon snoozing on the couch with me than I've felt from all of humanity minus my own partner, mother father sister and brother. Ever.

Love is abstract concept, it can't knock down stuff. -Cleopatra

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

. . . So you still felt more love from a human?

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Me? A human? Yeah. I have. Do you not think a horse feels more love from another horse than it does its human owner?

Clueless....

Humans are not special or unique, except in their ability to ruin everything around them. Though I suppose wild hogs do that pretty good, and if we want to get technical cancers might compete with us in our ability to fuck up our own host....

[–] whithom@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

cough /s cough