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TIL lol

This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group

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[–] pero@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this like... Hurt??

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I assume you don't have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn't hurt at all.

The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That's the thing's whole job.

just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think they're asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it's wine, but not sure about something high proof.

[–] pero@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, well, silly me then. No, like the other guy said, it's very stretchy. If you have your own scrotum, it's easily confirmed. If you have girly parts, the skin is very similar to the outer labia: very sensitive to scratching, but it doesn't hurt to stretch it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the ~~tobacco~~ Tobasco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Tobacco Sauce". That's what I'll start calling my morning loogies.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 day ago

Fucking autocorrect. I didn't even notice lol