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TIL lol

This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] Morganza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 hours ago

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized"

I know what I'm doing my thesis on

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

just copied and paste hahahaha

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's actually properly awful.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, I'll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

large, preferably yellow

lol

reads the rest

jfc I'm out

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 20 points 1 day ago

That's enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren't looking, and I don't have the patience to make another one. I'll post a picture if I find it.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above