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(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 8 hours ago

New concept: submarine aces

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago

lol fair enough.