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As an asexual, this is actually extremely hard (lemmygrad.ml)
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[–] buzzardman2@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can she turn me into a vampire too?

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] Comprehensive49@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't vampires immortal? If so, I see only bonuses by choosing the vampire GF.

If blood is needed to sustain your lifetime, animal blood is a widely-available and nutritious food (as it is basically liquid meat). If you need human blood at some point, you can always feed on capitalists during and after the revolution.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that vampires need exclusively human blood for sustenance but yeah that's not the problem with so much capitalists around.