“They go, ‘Have you seen an alligator run past here?’ And I go, ‘You guys are kidding, right?’” Strickland said, describing the interaction he had with law enforcement who knocked on his door. “He goes ‘No, I’m a state trooper, I wouldn’t kid about something like that.’”

Fucking gold. Watching it in video described by the frozen stoner made my day. When they had the clip at the end showing him holding out his arms while the newscaster read "about 2.5ft long", I lost it.

Alaska must be where all the people who couldn't make it as Hollywood directors go to be local news directors.