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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 439 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[–] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 89 points 7 months ago

I am glad to know I'm not alone in this line of thinking!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 88 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

shit, i would say school shootings are endemic now.

[–] DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Workplace shootings are nothing new. Where do you think the term Going Postal comes from?

[–] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn I thought it was the hit game POSTAL 2

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Watch the Postal movie for a real wtf humor/horror experience. I enjoyed it, but it's a sensitivity PR nightmare.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee's beaver?

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

In this regard, all the media attention might be a good thing. I haven't seen this much coverage since that runaway bride horse shit 15 years ago.