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Who's been doing her job since then? There is no way that can be legal. I'd bet the farm the same thing is happening to Mitch McConnell. No way that old bag of dust and bones is competent enough to do his job.
Kind of crazy how I get fired if I miss one day of work but senators can just not show up for weeks
The interns have been accepting all the bribes and spending it on beer.
Don't tell mom ~~the babysitter's dead~~ the Congresswoman's senile
I’d watch this movie
We already are
I don’t wanna live it … just watch it
Heyheyhey! In America we call those "bribes" free speech for corporations. Bribes are illegal.
As a rep, her only job is to vote. She hires staff to carry out other responsibilities.