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submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 108 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 months ago

That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 months ago

You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?