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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what the hell would my life even be without Hairbeld Plonker and the Chombo of Sucrets!

she is definitely not the best author of all time. she is probably in the bottom 50, if there's any superlatives to be had here.

also, the best author of all time is Chuck Liddell.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the best author of all time is Chuck Liddell

The pillow guy, right?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol, no, it's an early 2000s MMA guy who is mostly famous for beating people up and playing himself in movie cameos. he wrote a book though. pretty sure it's mostly about getting jacked beating people up. I thought it would be a good bit to randomly claim him as my pick for greatest author of all time.

this is Chuck Liddell

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Sorry, I should have made it obvious that I was using the similarities of their last names to make a joke.

But now that you've included a picture, we can keep this going!

Say, isn't that the guy who got Reagan shot?

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

mypillow-stare First of all, how dare you

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Chuck Tingle's monthly novels are genuinely, unironically, better than anything Rowling ever shat onto paper