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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 19 hours ago by gregor@gregtech.eu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I can't wait to read "Longevity-Obsessed tech millionaire dies of natural causes at 72 years old."

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 28 points 17 hours ago

You mean at 60 from a cancer with all the sketchy garbage his body had to assimilate?

I remember him taking snake venom injections ffs

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Something something Steve Jobs.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 18 points 16 hours ago

Still angry about how he basically gave himself pancreatic cancer by following an all fruit diet, then somehow managed to get a transplant before a bunch of way more deserving people. Only to die a few years later anyway.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

That would be funny

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Now now, I'm not trying to be too cruel. Guy hasn't done anything to upset me.

I just know in my heart that he will die like the rest of us.