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Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’ (fortune.com)

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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The wiz?

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Man this might have been it. It fits with the time, and I remember the place having a red trade dress. I looked at some pictures of The Wiz but it didn't strike me as I remember this place, with like everything being under lock and key. Google searches didn't help.