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[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Appeasement was a huge mistake. These dipshits all running around my town like LARPers with their damn confederate flags and shit.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Nintendo switch has been out longer than the confederacy lasted

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 36 points 2 days ago

There's so many things, but I think the best one has always been Obama being President much longer than the Confederacy.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Eh, maybe. The only confederate DLC I know is the white surrender flag add-on.

Which really shouldn't be DLC. Should be included with the base experience.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pauly Shore has made more movies that released in theaters than there were years of the ~~confederacy~~ dipshit parade